Monocle
http://www.warbyparker.com/monocle/
No gentleman capitalist should be without his quizzing glass. Just be careful not to let it fall out at some shocking occurrence, such as the revolt of the working class. Blast, don’t they know this wage slavery stuff is for their own good? They can break up our monopolies, but dammit, they’ll never take away our exclusionary fashion norms!
